I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room
whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.
Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.