- Lol, could you guys imagine if brothers proposed to us like nonbelievers do their women. they'd hire like a string quartet and have roses and sparkling grape juice instead of champagne and chocolates and all that cliché crap and get down on one knee and be like,
- brother: will you nikkah me?
- and we'd be like hold that thought bro *pulls out long list of questions*
- sister: you got a job, homes?
- sister: how ru gonna ask me that and my daddy ain't even here.
- sister: how often do you pray don't lie
- sister: do I hafta cook for you
- sister: ru gonna want me to wear niqab
- sister: how many kids do you want
- sister: ru gonna take another wife cause I ain't sharing my man
- sister: what's my maher gonna be?
- sister: I want a condominium in Dubai furnished in 24K gold as my maher.
- sister: did you ask my daddy?
- sister: brb gotta pray istikara
- LOL, lucky for you brothers that Islam saves you from all that mess cause hijabis don't play
How do u tell brown parents that u want to move out ?????
"I wanna get married"
The United States of America
I’ve got to say, I think Muslims are the only people who would get excited for a month that requires us to refrain from food.