My Dead Diary



I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

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September 30th, 2014 - 179,160 notes


"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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September 21st, 2014 - 147,695 notes


in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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September 21st, 2014 - 774,227 notes
He bent his head to mine and kissed the sense out of me. If you’d asked me my name, I’d have told you wrong.
September 21st, 2014 - 2,338 notes
Back home I’m a princess. #Bangladesh #Wedding #Kabin #NoHoludGaye #Sari #ThatSummerIAlmostGotMarried #DontRishtaMe #PartyAtMyVilla #WholeVillageAtMyCrib #NotSoGrandStaircase #DontHateOnMyHashtags


It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

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September 16th, 2014 - 90,153 notes


my fave pic on tumblr. hands down

brown girl gang or die
A friend to all is a friend to none.
September 15th, 2014 - 5,943 notes


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Jon Stewart is AWESOME. Not only is he a good source for news, he often calls out people we believe to be “intelligent”

Also, this was his powerful moving 9/11 monologue…


in all my years i have never finished a pencil

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September 11th, 2014 - 616,977 notes


sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

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September 11th, 2014 - 634,464 notes
You know it’s interesting that we walk into the woods and see the trees and think they are beautiful. We don’t say “oh it would be so much prettier if it were taller” or go to the flowers saying “if only it had a thinner stem, THEN it would be the prettiest” or “I wish those clouds had a cleaner outline.” We go into nature and see and experience it’s beauty. We smell the flowers. We breathe the ozone filled air. We feel the prickles of crisp grass beneath our feet. We squish the sand between our toes. We allow ourselves to be lost comfortably in its beautiful, untamed natural perfection.
Why can’t we do that for ourselves? Just see our nature and love and appreciate it for what it is. Appreciate ourselves for who we are.
September 4th, 2014 - 74 notes